Teacher and Maria – English Jokes

Posted by on Eyl 14, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. Read More →

The Power Of Love – İngilizce Fıkra Oku

Posted by on Ağu 29, 2011 | 2 Comments

Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the time? Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone. Wife : See? I am your miracle right? Husband : Of course. when I look at you I realize that what in the world could cause me more trouble!! Read More →

Short Lawyer – İngilizce Şakalar

Posted by on Ağu 21, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can’t understand. Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances. Q. Where can you find... 

İngilizce Fıkralar – Eager to Impress

Posted by on Ağu 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Managing Director standing in front of a shredder, desperately pressing button after button with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the Managing Director, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,”... 

İngilizce Fıkra – During A Messy Divorce

Posted by on Ağu 05, 2011 | Leave a Comment

A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with. “Well, Johnny” says the Judge, “Would you like to live with your Mother?” “No” replied Johnny,...